You know I’m really procrastinating when I’m on Tumblr.
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
I took a drink of water and over-tilted the bottle, so I spilled water all over myself. Such is life.